10th October 2009
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The mutagenic poo is the result of liquid wastes from plutonium production.
These wastes, which included salts of caesium and strontium, were
dumped in underground tanks.
Jackrabbits, burrowing in the area, discovered the tanks. They liked the salty taste of the liquids, so
they began drinking and licking them routinely.
Subsequently, the digestive process ran its usual course, and the jackrabbits left radioactive scat around the site.
The helicopter survey means that there is a ready-made map of the droppings, which should allow for a faster clean-up.
So everything should go smoothly, barring the intervention of the
Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.