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[mario0318] As your president of today, tomorrow, and yesterday’s tomorrow, today, I will fully subsidize the entire technology private sector to make sure every American has the right to the yet to exist internet.
[mario0318] Second, I will invent this internet
[mario0318] …and for $29,999,174 and ninety five cents, you can get my promises delivered to you, right at your door, for $500 more.
[mario0318] Cancelling my presidency may result in early termination fees.
[Boris the Blade] is it fat free?
[mario0318] Anything Reagan is fat free
[Boris the Blade] healthy! yeaaah!
[Boris the Blade] i ll vote for you
[Boris the Blade] i mean were you born again with the lord jesus christ?
[mario0318] Reagan was Jesus’ true legislative representative in the Congress
